For like the last week I’ve been having such strong cravings but I can’t figure out what for. This is so irritating.
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth
What's the first thing you and josh are going to do together?
First thing? Kiss. A lot. Haha then go to In-N-Out.
I still can’t get over the fact that my boyfriend bought me a $400 purse. Like holy shit.